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4/10 Game Thread: Home at Last

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Well, we're finally home, albeit with a lot less pride than we used to have. We were on the verge of a sweep, only to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Hope springs eternal, though, and tonight we'll get to watch The Great Derek Lowe try to stop our losing streak. Chipper should be playing, and I think Lowe has a good chance to get our mojo back.

Provided, of course, that the bullpen can hold on. As you know, I'm not sure I trust the arms we have in our pen, and I know I don't trust Bobby to use them correctly.

The following is a partial list of people whose bullpen judgment I'd trust over Bobby Cox's, at this point:

  • Javy Lopez
  • Julio Franco
  • Corky Miller
  • Jose Canseco
  • Joe Morgan
  • Chip Caray
  • Jim Bowden
  • Matt Millen
  • Michael Vick
  • Wolf Blitzer
  • Maria Bartiromo
  • Stephen Colbert
  • Kevin Costner
  • Tom Cruise
  • Brooke Shields
  • Michael Bay
  • Jesse Ventura
  • Hulk Hogan
  • Ozzy Osbourne
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Carrot Top
  • Cathy, the comic strip character

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