25 April 2009
So... Brian McCann's eyes are so messed up that he's headed to the DL to have
lasers cut his eyes to see better. Now, I don't often talk about the coming
Robocalypse on this blog, but if having our best player place his baseball career into the hands of robotic lasers
doesn't make you slightly nervous, then the battle's already lost and you're already on their side.
Derek Lowe versus Bronson Arroyo today. I love Derek Lowe.