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Not only are we undefeated, but after having beaten the defending World Champions, we're also pretty clearly the best team in the major leagues. Derek Lowe was literally unstoppable, making me look like a genius -- and Jordan Schafer arrived and Jeff Francoeur put 2008 behind him, making me look like a moron. Brian McCann did nothing to help me get over my massive mancrush on him that is only growing by the day.
I missed the game, of course, because I was on a bus back from New York, proving once again beyond a doubt that I am an idiot. What were your favorite moments from the first day of the season?